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Dirty Nate 

In a threesome; When your wife aggressively slips a cock ring onto your penis while you take a deep pull from a premium micro brew frothed with her boyfriends ejaculate and says "your turn, now show him who's boss and donkey punch that mutherfucker!"
Wife: Remember how much fun it was last time?

Husband: No, I couldn't look my co-workers in the eye for 2 weeks after you made me Dirty Nate your last boyfriend!
Dirty Nate by Pooty Twat May 16, 2014
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Dirty Nate 

Term used to describe an individual that enjoys violent anal penetration by a large pack of feral dogs, who then follows the canine train-bang by shitting the doggy semen into a bucket, drinking it, and promptly throwing it back up. He then bathes in the foul concoction in a public gas station Men's restroom with a toilet seat affixed above his head. He then spends the day receiving Taco Bell laden bowel loads upon his face from the great trucker workforce of America, all the while proclaiming, "Make America Great Again!" and slamming a replica Trump dick dildo resembling a melted Cheeto into his asshole while fireworks rage above his head. At the end of the day, this individual makes love to his girlfriend without showering the foul remnants of the day's accomplishments off while shoving a corn-studded turd that landed onto his face earlier in the day into his asshole while singing the national anthem.
God bless Murrica, dirty Nate!
Dirty Nate by Shankythebizniz August 4, 2023

Dirty Nater 

a natice cigarette that is purchased in bags (cartons) which contain 200 cigarettes for $10 in brantford ontario. The cigarettes lack in quality, and taste.
1."eh bud, you gotta extra dart?"
"yeah, but its a dirty nater."
Dirty Nater by Derk Dunbar May 18, 2009

I mean I guess bro

a word of expression to when you give up on comprehending someone's words of ignorance, stupidity, absurdity or are too exhausted to formulate a proper response.

Commonly seen in TikTok comment sections in replies to lazy attempts at humor, overconfidentally incorrect statement, or an over-the-top comment or when someone completely misses the mark on something.
"actually... incorrect statement, hope this helps!"
"I mean I guess bro"
Word of the Day on July 12, 2026

abandonware 

n. software that is no longer sold or supported by the original publisher / developer, often found as free downloads on the internet because it cannot be obtained elsewhere. Not legal, but often seen as morally acceptable because the company that made it is no longer selling the title, nor releasing it as freeware, therefore abandonware is "keeping the game alive", so to speak.
Doom II is not abandonware because id still sells it, while The Incredible Machine is not sold, therefore is abandonware.
abandonware by Spoom October 24, 2003
Word of the Day on July 11, 2026

Foot prisons 

Socks. Annoying, sweat-causing, non-barefoot enducing, everyday socks.
The first thing I do when I take off my shoes, is rip off the foot prisons I had to wear inside them. That's why I prefer flip flops, even in winter!
Foot prisons by Jackalope Hunter December 13, 2022
Word of the Day on July 10, 2026

cornholio 

Ruler of Lake Titicaca. Rumored to have a bunghole that gets very angry if it does not receive toilet paper. Cornholio the Great is often seen walking around with his shirt over his head and his hands in the air, chanting songs about his power, and his bunghole.
"I am Cornholio! You do not want to face the wrath of my bunghole, for I need TP!"
Butthead: Shut up, Beavis! (uh huh huh huh)
Beavis: Um, okay. (heh heh heh heh).
cornholio by AYB July 20, 2003
Word of the Day on July 9, 2026