dirty milton

He’s half human half poodle, has corny hair and flat ass. He thinks he’s funny but his only characteristics are the fact that he has a funny Swedish accent. He’s dumb.

Me- wait who in the hell put the muffins in the freezer!
Alice- omg it was dirty milton

by Mencanlovecatstoo July 2, 2020

Dirty Melton

The act of ejaculating into the sink, preferably the sink in somebody else's bathroom.

'He loves a good Dirty Melton now and then, usually in his mom's bathroom sink!'

by Moonfriend March 12, 2024

dirty charles milhon

When you get drunk and take a massive shit outside of your air bnb. Then leave it for your friends to clean the next morning.

CJ got drunk and pulled a dirty Charles Milhon last night.

by Jfren007 August 17, 2021