When you take a drunk girl to a place near the water in order to make out with her, u vomit without tellin’ her, u make out and in the end your ass Is freezin’ outsidenext to a drunk girl sleepin’ on The ground
“Hey, it’s secondtime this week i managed to do Dirty Lukas”
When your’e at a party and you want to go home, but your car is boken and you mom has to pick you up. In order to make it not awkward you have sex with everyone in the room before leaving. Then the only thing they can think of is your unit
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.