dirty lilli
When you need to piss really bad so you pee on a cat named Lilli but it’s so much pee it gets all over the floor and dyes the carpet yellow
dirty lilli by Ihatemisquotes September 10, 2021
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Dirty Lilli
A Dirty Lilli is when a petite asian woman does an irish exit out of a party to have bat-shit wild monkey-sex hanging upside down - amazing spiderman-style - with a significantly younger, zesty school boy (often underage). It's only possible to achieve a Dirty Lilli with the help of Dirty Jakob (the person, not the awkward sex in a fake fake taxi). Consent optional. Walk of shame, obligatory.
Girl: I was out of town last night and pulled a Dirty Lilli!
Friends: *standing ovation*
Girl: Couldn't have done it without Dirty Jakob!
Friends: *screams*
Friends: *standing ovation*
Girl: Couldn't have done it without Dirty Jakob!
Friends: *screams*
Dirty Lilli by j25d42l9 April 23, 2024
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The one that gets so drunk and then shits the bed. Often mixed up as a whore but really is just a whore. She doesnt give a flying fuck how she looks and enjoys chipping her teeth. She is the perfect example of a slown.
Man 1:Did you see that dirty lillie leave with him?
Man 2: Yeah, thats really embarassing on his end. Poor guy
Man 2: Yeah, thats really embarassing on his end. Poor guy
Dirty lillie by Lansing1200 July 13, 2017
dirty lillia
The act of A girl spreading w jars worth of peanut butter on their boyfriend and then licking it off while also having sex with their peanut butter covered boyfriend
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