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dirty lars 

When you and your gay best friend look up at the stars on a trampoline when he questions if you’d do it with him. Unsure of your own sexuality you agree to do it with him as he starts to stick his cock up your nose. You then start start bouncing on the trampoline in enjoyment as if you were 5 again.
BRO, me and Jackson did a dirty Lars last night! It was a different experience
dirty lars by Astyrl January 18, 2021
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dirty lars 

When you and your gay best friend are have a sleepover on a trampoline under the stars and he says that he would do it with you. Unsure of your sexuality you agree and he then proceeds to stick his cock in your nose. As also stick a stick you found up your ass. You then enjoy a night of painful pleasure.
BRO! Me and Jackson did a dirty Lars last night!
dirty lars by Astyrl January 18, 2021

Dirty Larsen

When his guitar pick turns you on
Omg that guitarist is hot he pulled a dirty Larsen on me

DirtyLarry 

To be slapped in the face with a bloody, herpe covered leper penis.
That Leper just gave him a dirtylarry.
DirtyLarry by KofK's August 6, 2009

dirtymarsha 

When you get what you ask for and can't handle it.
I wanted a dirtymarsha from my lady, and she fuckin broke me!

DirtyMarsella 

a pronoun
A Narsacisstic woman who will stop at nothing for her own Happiness.
This "Happiness"is unfortunately not ever more than temporary. This leads to self destruction of one's self and all loved ones including but not limited to friends, husband, and even own children. Everything will be eliminated and forgotten with ease by her. Always resulting in an affair. The new man will most likely be of weak mind and large heart.. he will not understand the pain that is to come or the pain he was a part .also see Coward
She cheated on him for a year all while telling him she still loved him what aDirtyMarsella.
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