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Dirty Kylan

when you jizz on cinnamon rolls and tell her it’s just the icing
Guy: yeah dude, i totally gave her a dirty kylan today during breakfast. she didn’t even notice!

Dirty Kyla 

An intoxicated Irish gal inserts a potato rectally for a long period of time, allowing alcohol to be absorbed in to the potato. The potato can then be ingested letting the potato girl to feel the effects of the alcohol again. With a new potato inserted, this method can be repeated more then 1 time.
"I'm not feeling too well... I may have eaten an expired Dirty Kyla potato... Does this smell off to you?"
Dirty Kyla by Budders Mike March 31, 2020

Dirty Kyleah

The act of having sex with a woman, but before the man ejaculates, he pulls out and cums into a container. The woman then urinates into the container, and the man holds it in his mouth afterwards. Both proceed to french kiss, exchanging fluids and eventually vomiting.
Jim: Hey dude, are you sick?

Joe: No, I'm good, it's cause I pulled a dirty kyleah on my girlfriend last night.
Dirty Kyleah by Veshaanan December 7, 2018