dirty kristal

The act of finger poppin' your man's booty hole, and when you pull out your finger, there's just enough poo to draw a smiley face on his Cadbury Egg sack.

I was fingering my mans Hershey highway, and pulled a dirty kristal.

by Buttpirate07 March 31, 2020

Dirty Krystal

When You Kidnap A police officer and use his taser to penetrate your asshole

Last week I pulled a dirty krystal. I should probably get out of here

by ZachYeet June 21, 2018

dirty krista

When a girl wakes up in the morning without her pants on and doesnt remeber what happened and denies anything happened.

Damn, i woke up this morning and jamie was pullin' a dirty krista, hard!

by chablowme July 2, 2006

Dirty Krystal

Two college frat guys on Halloween dress up as characters from the 80’s cartoon series ‘Rainbow Brite’ - you know, for a laugh - get a little bit too drunk off Natty Ice and cheap rot-gut vodka screwdrivers, start looking good to each other, figure “Hey, there aren’t any chicks around and he’s my buddy. So, why not?” and discover for one single night in their lives true freedom and happiness.

I will always fondly recall that one very special night that I had a “Dirty Krystal” with my Cambridge buddy Stewart. It was like a rainbow unveiled upon a golden canvas of Mammatus clouds - the rarest of the clouds. But enough about that childish nonsense. How’s your golf game, Kevin?

by The WhoGirl June 12, 2019

Dirty Kristaps

When someone leaves a cum stain in the school bathroom.

Hey did you see the dirty kristaps?

by MarcoMcBeany September 7, 2021

Dirty Krystal-Rose

When you curse your friend to have a baby and try to make your friend be the dad.

“I really want a baby but I don’t want to have one myself so I did a Dirty Krystal-Rose on my friend.”

by FrancisTheLoliPopLady May 28, 2019

dirty kristaps

when a stupid latvian farts in a smartie tube and shares it with his goat before killing the goat and being sent to the gulag

that cleaner just did a dirty kristaps

by Shakingatreetrunk November 6, 2021