dirty kristal
The act of finger poppin' your man's booty hole, and when you pull out your finger, there's just enough poo to draw a smiley face on his Cadbury Egg sack.
dirty kristal by Buttpirate07 March 31, 2020
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Dirty Krystal
Dirty Krystal by ZachYeet June 21, 2018
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When a girl wakes up in the morning without her pants on and doesnt remeber what happened and denies anything happened.
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Dirty Krystal
Two college frat guys on Halloween dress up as characters from the 80’s cartoon series ‘Rainbow Brite’ - you know, for a laugh - get a little bit too drunk off Natty Ice and cheap rot-gut vodka screwdrivers, start looking good to each other, figure “Hey, there aren’t any chicks around and he’s my buddy. So, why not?” and discover for one single night in their lives true freedom and happiness.
I will always fondly recall that one very special night that I had a “Dirty Krystal” with my Cambridge buddy Stewart. It was like a rainbow unveiled upon a golden canvas of Mammatus clouds - the rarest of the clouds. But enough about that childish nonsense. How’s your golf game, Kevin?
Dirty Krystal by The WhoGirl June 12, 2019
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Dirty Kristaps by MarcoMcBeany September 7, 2021
Dirty Krystal-Rose
“I really want a baby but I don’t want to have one myself so I did a Dirty Krystal-Rose on my friend.”
Dirty Krystal-Rose by FrancisTheLoliPopLady May 28, 2019
dirty kristaps
when a stupid latvian farts in a smartie tube and shares it with his goat before killing the goat and being sent to the gulag
dirty kristaps by Shakingatreetrunk November 6, 2021
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