a dirty kalen is when you masturbate with hand sanitizer inside a Big Lots while prank calling a local Pet Smart asking if you can raw titty fuck a albino toned gerbil. After you hang up you ejaculate aggressively to a obese anteater with multiple pounds of explosive matter inside their rectum, once your semen reaches the explosive matter WW3 will be started due to the explosive reaction caused.

Wowza dude, I pulled a dirty kalen on Hillary Clinton!

dirty kalen by Fortniehawk February 17, 2023

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dirty kalen

While fucking your partner, take out your dick and insert a roast chicken instead. This move takes a lot of skill and is reserved for only the elite Kalens

Yo bro I totally pulled a dirty kalen on my girl last night, she didn't suspect a thing

dirty kalen by Troller937 May 4, 2020

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dirty kalen

a dirty kalen is when you ask your nearest petsmart if you can titty fuck a albino toned gerbil while masturbating to a constipated anteater with multiple 10 pound casing C4s strapped inside your rectum.

Yo Tyrone, did you hear how William pulled a dirty kalen yesterday?

dirty kalen by Fortniehawk February 17, 2023

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dirty kaylene

Dirty Kaylene is when a girl queefs into another persons mouth and then holds their nose closed while screaming: Take it like a man!

Man last night Nichelle totally gave that guy a Dirty Kaylene.

dirty kaylene by The Exniv April 15, 2020

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