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dirty kaleo

This a sexual act in which ur partner bends over un half and proceeds to suck in your entire genitalia. After this, you flick them back up still the balls in the mouth and usually will cause the man to ejaculate instantly getting it all over the women's face. She then finally gets the balls out if her mouth and starts going ham on another dude who was watching the whole time.
Dude, why are ur balls swolen.
Sorry bro my girl gave me the Dirty Kaleo
dirty kaleo by EVOID Avater January 27, 2022
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dirty kaleb 

The act of ejaculating in a girls ass then having her spray back on your face.
This girl was freaky and wanted to do a dirty kaleb to me.
dirty kaleb by Whoopsie Daisy July 25, 2017

Dirty Kale 

When you accidentally send a dick pic to your group chat instead of a girl on snapchat.
Team mate 1:"Did he seriously just dirty kale us?!"
Team mate 2:" gross man, dude should be focused on the game"
Dirty Kale by The Vivs March 31, 2020

dirty kaleaf 

When you fuck Dom’s mom and a then nut on her brand new floors while the neighbor crackhead matty licks it up
I just dirty kaleaf last night matty was drawlin
dirty kaleaf by JPXT November 20, 2022

Dirty Kalea

A dirty kalea is when she sucks the soul out of you until you cum multiple times and then you procede to fuck her in the mouth
Me and my gf did a dirty kalea
Dirty Kalea by rawr2355324543 January 14, 2022

Dirty Kalea

When you have sex with someone in a park, not because you want to but because you really want that crack

Dirty Kaleb 

When a fat ass is to lazy To go take a fat dirty shit when having sex he shits himself and screams "OHHH YESS THATS THE CINNAMON ROLL THAT I ATE YESTERDAY" and then eats it again.
Yesterday I was having sex with Karen and I did a dirty Kaleb to her.
Dirty Kaleb by Ashley555 April 17, 2020