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Dirty Julia 

When you get head from a girl and it's just the worst and most painful head you ever got.
It can also mean a really nasty looking girl that smells awful. And the word fat just really comes to mind when you hear 'Dirty Julia'
Man1: Omg I got the worst Dirty Julia ever!
Man2: I feel for you dude :(
Dirty Julia by NO dirty julia's October 5, 2011

dirty julia 

when having sex with a girl and she doesn’t break eye contact. she will try to fill the awkward silence with questions such as “what did you have for lunch today?” making the entire experience x10 worse
friend 1- damn if that girl were a spice she’d be flour
friend 2-god i hate it when they dirty julia
dirty julia by Benito Camelas April 14, 2020

Better Dirty Julia 

Just like a Dirty Julia (when a woman goes from reading poetry to unexpectedly sucking your cock, caressing your balls, and swallowing your jizz only because she enjoys watching you cum in her mouth), but without poetry and sex afterwards.
Why should you do a Dirty Julia if you could perform a Better Dirty Julia?
Better Dirty Julia by olew232 June 21, 2021

You Bronx Dirty Cthulhusu Had Jackie Chan Looking Like Julia Hsu So Now She Acts Independantly 

You Bronx Dirty Cthulhusu Had Jackie Chan Looking Like Julia Hsu So Now She Acts Independantly
You Bronx Dirty Cthulhusu Had Jackie Chan Looking Like Julia Hsu So Now She Acts Independantly

Dirty Julian 

The act of shuving confetti up a woman’s vagina while boning her anus with a male goat having a threesome with 2 lizards in your possession
Dude, I gave Brooke a Dirty Julian last night, it was HOT
Dirty Julian by nekcalf May 21, 2020

Dirty Julian 

A super hot 6 foot 3 man, that gives women 30 orgasms, he has a huge penis and he knows it. Ladies, if you get with a Julian you better keep him.
Julian and I just did it last night, he gave me a dirty Julian, it was amazing.
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briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
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Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
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