When a man is receiving oral, and just before he ejaculates, he pulls his member from her throat(or mouth) and nuts in her eye, similar to an Angry Pirate, but then shouts "May the Power of Christ Compel You!" And does the cross hand motions(head, genitals, left then right shoulders) and hits her with the V8 forehead palm-tap, causing her to stumble and fall backwards.

Janice thought she was about to swallow Tom's huge load, but instead found herself in a staredown with Dirty Pirate Jesus as Tom ran off maniacally giggling about "Exercising Hoe Demons"

Dirty Pirate Jesus by Captain Snackpack January 3, 2024

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dirty jess

a "dirty jess" is a sexual term for oral sex. Most commonly known as "extreme 69" but more intense, where at the end, both of the participants float away in a hamster wheel.

boy1: yo wanna do a dirty jess?
girl1: sure daddy *floats away*

dirty jess by okthen... April 20, 2022

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Dirty Jesse

This guy is so cool, they wrote a song about how hot his girl is!

Fucking a Dirty Jesse is like fucking a rock star.

Dirty Jesse by JB224 June 19, 2020

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