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Dirty helen 

When your such a nerd you have to dress up in cosplay and have your spouse call you every farm animal he can think of wile you masterbate in order to cum.
This slut I’m seeing is such a dirty Helen I she climaxed before I got to Horse but after duck.
Dirty helen by Corren Horn June 16, 2021

Dirty Hellen Keller

The act of taking a shit on your significant others eyes and ears
Hey dude I met this chick at the bar the other night and she told me to give her a dirty Hellen Keller, and all I know is that it turned into a really shitty situation...
Dirty Hellen Keller by TheMartini88 September 24, 2015

Dirty Helena 

When a man lights his penis on fire and his girlfriend puts it out with her cum
person 1; " why did you light your dick on fire"

Person 2: " Because my girl was wet and we wanted to da a Dirty Helena
Dirty Helena by MR.KEISHA July 27, 2022

Dirty Hellen 

A sexual procedure where you instert the penis into the anus and then into the vagina and then back into the anus repeatedly. The outcome is a sloppy mess and is disgusting. The term can be abbreviated as just DH.
Yea, so I gave a Dirty Hellen to this girl yesturday.

Man, that's gross why would you ever give a DH!!
Dirty Hellen by b-p December 13, 2006

dirty helene 

the act of fisting a guys asshole till he has explosive diarrhea on your arm.
“my girlfriend gave me a dirty helene last night”
dirty helene by always._saucy January 12, 2022

The Dirty Hellen Keller 

A scavenger hunt style game in which the players all put on blindfolds, loose ear-plugs, and strip down to their underwear and walk around the play area (home, office, school, etc.) Looking for certain items (these items are selected prior to the game starting). But the contestants are only allowed to touch things with their chest, crotch, gooch , and ass. All players must not talk to each other in words, If two or more players are on a team, they are unable to talk, they must mumble incoherent garble to each other. When one of the players thinks they have found something, they are allowed to pick it up and raise their blindfold to look at it. The game ends when all the items are found.
"Cassandra keeps beating me at The Dirty Hellen Keller! I guess she just has a more sensitive gooch than I do" "Hey boss, would you like to come over and join us for a good old Dirty Hellen? I promise this time I'll be a better team player! I've gotten better at incoherent speech"
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Faux nostalgia. Faking old things in an attempt to recapture the feeling of times gone past, especially of technology that has passed.
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Pajama casual is a term used when working from home and preparing for a video conference. All business above the waist and your pajama pants down below.
We have a Zoom meeting in a few minutes and I’ll probably go pajama casual.
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The recent boom in consumer spending on entertainment and experiences with a high demand running up the cost of enjoying of those experiences.
I’m trying to go to this Taylor Swift concert but the funflation has made it so impossible for me to afford tickets.
funflation by Dfree523 November 17, 2023
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Take the big pirogue, I saw a huge swamp dog out there earlier.
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Throat Sweats 

The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.
Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.
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