dirty heaven

The act in which a Lesbian falls in love with , or has sex with a man, but is not bisexual.

Bro I met this girl last night and she’s totally a Dirty Heaven.

by WrongDoings April 13, 2020

Dirty Haven

when you cum in your sock and beat someone with it

I gave Jesse a Dirty Haven

by Daddy Dick February 26, 2022

dirty haven

the act of leaving a shower, supposedly clean, but yet still smell like the underside of a rotten beaver covered in shit stains

Man someone pulled a dirty haven in the gym.

by The center of Collbran Job Cor August 17, 2015

Dirty heavenly

When the sex feels amazing but you know it's some realnasty shit. Like fucking someone who hasnt showered.

Guy: "Babe I need you right now."
Girl: " I haven't showered in 3 days though."
Guy: "Come on I don't care "
Girl: " Okayyy."
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Guy: "Yeah this dirty heavenly pussy all mine!"

by Himbo Baggins April 15, 2020