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dirty hayden

When a guy fingers you and then stirs your drink with the same fingers.
He just pulled his finger out of her butt then put it in her diet coke... such a dirty Hayden
dirty hayden by hair greaser May 15, 2017
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dirty hayden

when a guy cheats on his girlfriend by putting his dick and balls on another guys face while he sleeps
bro i j pulled a dirty hayden yesterday in the church basement and got suspended for it… worth the $50
dirty hayden by easterbussy April 27, 2022

Dirty Hayden

When a gay kid named Hayden plows his two best friends Austin and Bennett from behind
Hayden had bennett and Austin over last night, they were doing the dirty hayden
Dirty Hayden by Hayden Welder May 12, 2020

Dirty Hayden

When a male typically white becomes very aroused at the sight of women with very short hair commonly mistaken as men. Hayden’s often enjoy seeing what’s down there and tickling the pubic hair of others with there teeth. These ”men” will also post odd things on there social media’s targeted towards females, these things could consider him a simp. Although the act of performing a Dirty Hayden is when a man throws a girl on his bed and viciously best her pushy with his monster penis. After this they throw her on the street and look for the next person they could destroy.
I saw a cute girl and performed a Dirty Hayden.
Dirty Hayden by Pussy phucker March 9, 2020

dirty hayden kallis 

when you love getting your balls stomped on by a 364 pounds beast of a women stabbing and pounding your cock with a hammer then you also love getting spit, shit and semen all over your eyes and then you fuck your girl with your broken cock while shes on her period then you pull your broken bloody cock out of her mushy puss then you drink her shit and piss and period blood
yoo hayden did tiffany give you that dirty hayden kallis last night?

Dirty Haiden 

Someone is a Dirty Haiden when he pulls down his pants at a nightclub and slaps his dick into a smoothie that a woman has been drinking then later goes to have sex in the trunk of a car after they have had sex they go into the store and piss inside of some peanut butter.
" hey do you wanna go have a dirty haiden?"
Dirty Haiden by Flashy17 YT May 1, 2020

Dirty Haydon 

When a guy fingers a girl and then stirs her tea with the same fingers
Last night we tried a dirty haydon, he burnt his fingers though
Dirty Haydon by Suckmydonkey June 9, 2020
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