dirty haeden
When your partner (topically a man) puts three fists up you anus then grabs you liver and makes hole and it’s in it
dirty haeden by Jesus Harold Christ March 12, 2024
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dirty haeden
when a young man (usually a homosexual) proceeds to go sexually harass young boy by shoveing rubic cubes up there anus, it could be replaced with a horses penis
dirty haeden by Jesus Harold Christ April 5, 2024
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Dirty Haiden
Someone is a Dirty Haiden when he pulls down his pants at a nightclub and slaps his dick into a smoothie that a woman has been drinking then later goes to have sex in the trunk of a car after they have had sex they go into the store and piss inside of some peanut butter.
Dirty Haiden by Flashy17 YT May 1, 2020
dirty hayden
dirty hayden by hair greaser May 15, 2017
dirty hayden
when a guy cheats on his girlfriend by putting his dick and balls on another guys face while he sleeps
bro i j pulled a dirty hayden yesterday in the church basement and got suspended for it… worth the $50
dirty hayden by easterbussy April 27, 2022
Dirty Hayden
Dirty Hayden by Hayden Welder May 12, 2020
dirty hayden kallis
when you love getting your balls stomped on by a 364 pounds beast of a women stabbing and pounding your cock with a hammer then you also love getting spit, shit and semen all over your eyes and then you fuck your girl with your broken cock while shes on her period then you pull your broken bloody cock out of her mushy puss then you drink her shit and piss and period blood
dirty hayden kallis by dirty jizz baby May 5, 2022
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