To be loudly spit roasted by two dwarves in a tent, usually although not necessarily a tipi, while passers-by remain unaware of what is taking place.
I thought there were some strange heavy breathing noises coming from that tent this afternoon. Turns out that the woman we were talking to yesterday was having an absolutely epic dirty Gillian. Saw her this evening and she looked happy, but she said she couldn't eat or sit down. Now I understand why.
The act of inducing a queef in your female partner. By mouthing the opening of the vaginalike a trumpet, you blow into the opening until your face looks like that of Dizzie Gillespie. When finished, your partner will queef with extreme force. Usually a great ice breaker before applying The Angry Pirate.
The smelliest wettest meanest far you’ve ever smelled. It’s so awful that it clears the room in .1 seconds. If you smell it you could quite possibly lose your scent. Usually the fart comes from aggressive anal pegging that causes extreme gasses to build up filling the anus and turning to liquid before escaping the asshole.