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dirty gillespie 

when someone is licking your ass and you fart in their mouth inflating their cheeks like dizzy gillespie
i farted in this bitches face and gave her a dirty gillespie
dirty gillespie by john northrup December 22, 2003

Dirty Gillian 

To be loudly spit roasted by two dwarves in a tent, usually although not necessarily a tipi, while passers-by remain unaware of what is taking place.
I thought there were some strange heavy breathing noises coming from that tent this afternoon. Turns out that the woman we were talking to yesterday was having an absolutely epic dirty Gillian. Saw her this evening and she looked happy, but she said she couldn't eat or sit down. Now I understand why.
Dirty Gillian by Orypest April 10, 2020

The Dirty Gillespie 

The act of inducing a queef in your female partner. By mouthing the opening of the vagina like a trumpet, you blow into the opening until your face looks like that of Dizzie Gillespie. When finished, your partner will queef with extreme force. Usually a great ice breaker before applying The Angry Pirate.
"How was your date with (insert name here)?"

"It was great! Gave her The Dirty Gillespie".

"You Dog!"
The Dirty Gillespie by eightysixx September 16, 2008

Dirty Gillian Anderson 

Shitting in her cunt Jimmy Carr style, then snowballing, followed by scraping the dried cum off her teeth the next morning.
I broke up with my girlfriend by doing the ol' Dirty Gillian Anderson, she's still in therapy.

dirty gill 

When you’re mid-sex and your girl asks you to draw circles around her pussy with your toe.
“I love the feeling of toes around my PUSSY or KITTY”

“Oh so you like a dirty gill?”
dirty gill by Fr3nchbread April 26, 2020

dirty gillard 

The smelliest wettest meanest far you’ve ever smelled. It’s so awful that it clears the room in .1 seconds. If you smell it you could quite possibly lose your scent. Usually the fart comes from aggressive anal pegging that causes extreme gasses to build up filling the anus and turning to liquid before escaping the asshole.
What in the world just happened?!?

My bad guys I pulled a Dirty Gillard.

You got pegged bro?!?
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