dirty fozzy

When a guy and girl have so much pubi hair that when they have sex it looks like they're double teaming a fozzy bear

"Neither of us have shaved in a month so it was a real dirty fozzy"

"That's fucking gross!!!"

dirty fozzy by Hairy cunt March 15, 2014

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Dirty Fozzy

When having sex with a girl fails and results in trying to get her to touch your genitalia while masturbating infront of her.

Brody said "hey Mike did u fuck her last night."
Mike replies" Na i had to pull a dirty fozzy."

Dirty Fozzy by Analegg December 17, 2016

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dirty fizzy

When you open a nice two liter coke and shit in it. Next, you shake it up and make your partner open it. Watch and enjoy as shit and coke spew all over them.

I gave my girlfriend a dirty fizzy yesterday.

dirty fizzy by DirtyMike11 November 5, 2014

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Dirty Fezzy

A sexual act in which a male is balls deep and then inserts both testicles.

I was balls deep last night and decided to give her a dirty fezzy. It takes going balls deep to the next level.

Dirty Fezzy by Fezzy August 15, 2022

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jody

The hypothetical man (often a sinister character who decided not to go to boot camp) that is doing your girlfriend/wife while you are on deployment overseas.

Ain't no use in goin home,
Jody's got your girl and gone.
Ain't no use in goin back,
Jody's got your Cadillac,
Ain't no use in feeling blue,
Jody's took your checkbook too.

jody by Sgt Apan March 31, 2006

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girl grip

The ability girls and women have developed to hold several items at once in one hand. The skill has been developed due to the lack of pockets in women's clothing.

I thought she'd need multiple trips to carry her phone, keys, wallet, and Starbucks to her car since she needed the other hand to open the door, but she used her impressive girl grip to carry everything in one hand.

girl grip by SillyMilly33 July 31, 2023

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Condiment home

A term that refers to one persons household hold nothing but ingredients and condiments in the kitchen area

Person A: Hey dude you got some snacks?
Person B: Nah, i live in a fucking condiment home...

Condiment home by Nooneinparticularcapiche? July 18, 2026

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