dirty ferg
an extremely dirty whore who's cunt looks like an old arby's roast beef and cheddar sandwiched in a catchers mit.
dirty ferg by george sandbar February 17, 2004
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Dirty Ferg
Reaming a dude from behind (doggy-style) and then rimming his asshole with your finger with which you run it (fecal matter and all) under his nose as to make a moustache with. Similar to the Dirty Sanchez, except strictly male related.
Dirty Ferg by DirtyFerg June 29, 2010
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DIrty Fergie "Office Style"
Is when someone else left the shop bathroom in such a stench and mess, you go into the closed down office ladies room and drop a deuce in a toilet that's been turned off because of a broken pipe.
Worker 1: You went in the girls room up front? That's been closed for six months because of that broken pipe!
Worker 2: Well now their not using it for at least a year after I dropped that dirty fergie "office style" on them!
Worker 2: Well now their not using it for at least a year after I dropped that dirty fergie "office style" on them!
DIrty Fergie "Office Style" by unlemongoose September 19, 2009
Dirty Fergie
After my brother poured a coke on my head at my nephews 1st bithday party,I went into his garage and left a dirty fergie in his future throne.
Dirty Fergie by Uncle Mongoose September 12, 2005
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Dirty Ferguson by Dirty Fergie May 17, 2013
dirty fergy
the act of getting way too drunk and receiving a lap dance from a stripper that is making you so dizzy you then vomit on the stripper
dirty fergy by ahailofgunfire July 18, 2013
Dirty Fergal
The act of blowing air into your girlfriend's vagina, then fucking her doggie style while she queefs all over your dick. When the queefing stops, withdraw and blow more air into the vagina. Repeat until you bust a load. Then suck the load out of her vagina, spin her around, stick a straw in your mouth, and blow the gum all over her face. That is a Dirty Fergal.
*At a restaurant
Waitress: "Would you like a straw with your Coke?"
Man: "Yes please, I'm going to give this bitch a major Dirty Fergal when we get.home."
Waitress: "Would you like a straw with your Coke?"
Man: "Yes please, I'm going to give this bitch a major Dirty Fergal when we get.home."
Dirty Fergal by CandaceSuite December 22, 2020
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