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Dirty Douche Dog

A Dirty Douche Dog is when a frozen hot dog is inserted into the anus. The hot dog is left inside the anus untill it is warmed up, then pooped into a bun so it is hot and ready to eat.
I gave Wanda a dirty douche dog lastnight.
Dirty Douche Dog by redeyejedi2009 February 15, 2010

Dirty Dooky Douche 

A douche that has been used to clean out a womens ass after a man has finished giving her anal
April sure used that dirty dooky douche a lot.
Dirty Dooky Douche by Anonymous July 26, 2003

dirty douchebag

Exactly like filthy hobag, only masculine in connotation. However, without modification, this word can be applied to a female. This person thinks the world of himself, and would use any situation or relationship to his advantage and would not think twice about hurting anyone and anything to get what he wants. May have multiple partners concurrently or consecutively, and is typically "loose" with his libido. This person is a control freak and will manipulate situations that aren't going his way. Very jealous over successful relationships and often can be found attempting to wreck them.
(eric) is such a dirty douchebag. He's been through 6 breakups since I've been with (cindy) and every time he comes around trying to turn us against each other.
dirty douchebag by Elkrampo7 September 30, 2006

Dirty Doucher 

1. (DIRTY) - Someone who is dirty and likes to do you dirty or (wrong).
2. (DOUCHER) - The repeated act of Douchary by someone for no apparent reason other than the pure joy of being an asshole.

The perpetrators are often males who have extremely small penises. Their diet consists almost entirely of Hot Pockets, Doritos and Mountain Dew. Though age is not a factor, many are 30+ and live in their momma’s basement, with their entire social life being made up of xbox live and World of Warcraft. They often smell like sweaty sex because of frequent masturbation and rarely ever bathing (Dirty). They tend to have very little education, but claim to know everything, about everything and love to debate for hours about the grand design of the universe.
That guy that was following us around and team killing us on Battlefield Bad Company 2 was a DIRTY DOUCHER!
Dirty Doucher by Technoide June 18, 2011

Dirty Doucher 

The combinations of Dirty + Doucher
DIRTY - when someone for no reason does you dirty or (wrong)
DOUCHER someone who is an (asshole, Douche Bag, Dip Shit, numb nutts, team killer) usually a male with a very small penis and a complete lack of common sense or decency.
That DIRTY DOUCHER Butters kept team killing me on Battlefield Bad Company 2 last night.
Dirty Doucher by Technoide June 12, 2011
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Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
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Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
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Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
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