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dirty deagan 

The process of inserting ur erect penis into a kitten then using this mighty meat sword creation do dominate kindergarten children by spitting in their mothers bellybuttons. This causes the mothers to get confused and masturbate into the mouth of an elder lady.
Me and the boys were doing some dirty deagans on the weekend. Long story short my sister needs a new kitten
dirty deagan by Itchy child April 27, 2020

Dirty Daegan 

When someone snores so fucking loud on call that it makes you wanna squeeze orange juice into your dick hole.
Yo, last night I gave myself the Dirty Daegan. It burned
Dirty Daegan by ShrimpBallBaby April 26, 2020

dirty deagan 

The process of using a extremely large nazi themed dragon dildo to suffocate an elderly lady by shoving it so far up her ass she turns into a gorilla, causing confusion which results in Bill Cosby fucking your sisters cat.
Me and the lahds went out for a dirty deagan on Saturday. Long story short my sister needs a new cat and my neighbour needs a new grandma
dirty deagan by Itchy child April 27, 2020

Dirty Dregan 

When you shave off your body hair, stuff it inside of a condom and proceed to shove it into your girlfriends vagina while she is wet farting.
Damn, I heard that he did the Dirty Dregan with her last night. I would love to Dirty Dregan with you.
Dirty Dregan by Amoongus September 7, 2021
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piddlefart

verb. To waste time doing nothing.
Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
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anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland
28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007
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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
Word of the Day on October 7, 2026
A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
Word of the Day on October 6, 2026

trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
Word of the Day on October 5, 2026
The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
Word of the Day on October 4, 2026
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