While eating the booty like groceries, your partner fails to mention the
Taco Bell that they ate earlier, which has caused them to have bubble guts,
mid intercourse. This leads to a volcanic eruption of feces that covers a great portion of your body & also gets all over the sheets. After showering & changing your bedding, you
head back to bed falling asleep for the night. You wake up the following morning realizing you have slept through your alarm clock & are now late for
work. Knowing that you took a shower before
bed, you quickly get ready and rush off to work. While at work, a co-worker approaches you to let you know that you have something stuck to the back of your neck. You proceed to feel the back of your neck & notice a dry
flake that you pick off. While examining it you realize this is dry feces that you must have missed from the night before. Before you can discretely dispose of the dried feces
flake, your coworker realizes what it is & loudly announces “IS THAT SHIT?!?”. You being caught off guard & trying save
face, quickly blurt out that it happened during sex, this leads to you being known as the “poop sex
guy” at your work now.
