While eating the booty like groceries, your partner fails to mention the Taco Bell that they ate earlier, which has caused them to have bubble guts,
mid intercourse. This leads to a volcanic eruption of feces that covers a great portion of your body & also gets all over the sheets. After showering & changing your bedding, you
head back to bed falling asleep for the
night. You wake up the following morning realizing you have slept through your alarm clock & are now late for work. Knowing that you took a shower before
bed, you quickly get ready and rush off to work. While at work, a co-worker approaches you to let you know that you have something stuck to the back of your
neck. You proceed to feel the back of your
neck & notice a
dry flake that you pick off. While examining it you realize this is
dry feces that you must have missed from the
night before. Before you can discretely dispose of the dried feces flake, your coworker realizes what it is & loudly announces “IS THAT SHIT?!?”. You being caught off guard & trying save face, quickly blurt out that it happened during sex, this leads to you being known as the “poop sex
guy” at your work now.
