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dirty damian 

The best most nasty sex you have ever had and he will make you breakfast before ditching you.
That dirty damian sure can cook a good breakfast.
dirty damian by that wacky chick January 25, 2019

Dirty Damiano 

The best and nastiest sex you have ever had and he will make you breakfast before ditching, because he loves to impress you with food.
That dirty Damiano sure can cook a good pasta carbonara.
Dirty Damiano by Mammmamia April 18, 2020

dirty damon 

When a couple is engaged in intercourse, then one of the two proceeds to excrete fecal matter onto the others face, and then shaves his(or her) pubic, taint and ass hairs on top of the crap, as to imitate Matt Damon's beard. (distant relative of the abe lincoln)
Oh my Gosh hun, that dirty damon was so thorough that if I saw you on the street with all that crap and pubes on your face, I would have asked you for your autograph!
dirty damon by zztop118 June 10, 2009

dirty damien 

When you ejaculate into a woman's vagina and suck out all of the cum and spit it back into her rectum then continuing by eating out her ass.
"I gave that girl a Dirty Damien last night, she absolutely loved it"
dirty damien by SeemsLegït January 1, 2021

Dirty Damon 

a Dirty Damon is when one shits in another mouth and the person with the shit in the mouth try's to gargle it then spread it on the others face while putting their pubes and ass hair on the others face making it seem like they are a dirty Damon they then proceed to suck the other off and then spit the cum on the others face adding to the mix of shit and hair.
guy: hey babe wanna do a Dirty Damon tonight?
girl: whats a dirty Damon
guy: ill show you ;)
girl: OH GOD WHAT ARE YOU DOI-
guy: shhhhh just let it happen

guy: shits on his face)

girl: ah i see now

Dirty Damon 

After anal you make a sandwich and realize you have no peanut butter so you scrape her shit off your cock and make that bread moist.
My sandwich was dry until I dirty Damon'd my chick in the kitchen
Dirty Damon by Dirty Damon September 24, 2019