Dirty Darien (noun/verb)
The absolute
fucking nastiest, most depraved sexual maneuver you can pull on a willing (or questionably conscious) partner. It starts with you railing someone raw in the ass like a jackhammer on meth, then right as you'
re about to bust, you yank out, shove your shit-smeared
cock straight down their throat, and force them to gargle your
cum mixed with their own ass juice while you finger-
blast their sloppy hole. Bonus points if you piss in their mouth
mid-swallow and call them "Darien" regardless of their actual name, because at that point they'
re just your filthy little Darien fuck-puppet.
It's named after that one unhinged dude (or chick) from wherever the fuck Darien is who turned "getting your salad tossed" into a biological weapon. Zero fucks, maximum biohazard.
Example 1:
"Bro, last night I gave Sarah a Dirty Darien so
nasty she shit-talked me for a week but still begged for round two. Her breath smelled like hot
diarrhea and regret."
Example 2:
"Never trust a Tinder date who says she's 'adventurous.' I ended up on the receiving end of a Dirty Darien and now my throat feels like I deepthroated a sewage pipe. 10/10 would traumatize again."
Example 3:
"Yo, after three tabs of
acid and a bottle of
lube, we invented the Double Dirty Darien — that's when both of us take turns being the Darien. The sheets are still burning in the backyard."
