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dirty damian 

The best most nasty sex you have ever had and he will make you breakfast before ditching you.
That dirty damian sure can cook a good breakfast.
dirty damian by that wacky chick January 25, 2019

dirty damion 

A person who Eats a lot of pussy, not multiple just one,, but all day every... He don't care what day.. probably smokes a lot of pit..
Ethan "where's Damion?"
Devon "idk he's probably at home being a Dirty Damion"
dirty damion by LickaMyNuts March 6, 2020

Dirty Damiano 

The best and nastiest sex you have ever had and he will make you breakfast before ditching, because he loves to impress you with food.
That dirty Damiano sure can cook a good pasta carbonara.
Dirty Damiano by Mammmamia April 18, 2020

Dirty Darien 

Dirty Darien is when you spread your asshole open with clamps and stuff it like a thanksgiving turkey
He gave me a dirty Darien last night and I still feel it
Dirty Darien by Laciecane April 15, 2020

Dirty Darien

Dirty Darien (noun/verb)

The absolute fucking nastiest, most depraved sexual maneuver you can pull on a willing (or questionably conscious) partner. It starts with you railing someone raw in the ass like a jackhammer on meth, then right as you're about to bust, you yank out, shove your shit-smeared cock straight down their throat, and force them to gargle your cum mixed with their own ass juice while you finger-blast their sloppy hole. Bonus points if you piss in their mouth mid-swallow and call them "Darien" regardless of their actual name, because at that point they're just your filthy little Darien fuck-puppet.
It's named after that one unhinged dude (or chick) from wherever the fuck Darien is who turned "getting your salad tossed" into a biological weapon. Zero fucks, maximum biohazard.
Example 1:
"Bro, last night I gave Sarah a Dirty Darien so nasty she shit-talked me for a week but still begged for round two. Her breath smelled like hot diarrhea and regret."
Example 2:
"Never trust a Tinder date who says she's 'adventurous.' I ended up on the receiving end of a Dirty Darien and now my throat feels like I deepthroated a sewage pipe. 10/10 would traumatize again."
Example 3:
"Yo, after three tabs of acid and a bottle of lube, we invented the Double Dirty Darien — that's when both of us take turns being the Darien. The sheets are still burning in the backyard."
Dirty Darien by DarkestBoy June 17, 2026
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