dirty connie

Where a girl is giving a guy, usually a complete random and possibly homeless, a blowjob whilst simultaneously eating a KFC drumstick, while ALSO squatting over a second, similarly vagrant person, and defecating all over them.

Hey Alex, let's head down to the old dirty bird, i hear there's a chick handing out Dirty Connie's like it's christmas!

dirty connie by Plumpton DJ's April 4, 2019

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Dirty connie

Liking gentle warts which ur partner has

I am going to do a dirty connie on my boy feiend

Dirty connie by W4anker December 4, 2020

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Dirty conner

When you get egirls to order you food online

This bitch had me WOKE she did a dirty conner on me.

Dirty conner by Jackolanton April 9, 2020

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dirty conner

When someone impregnates and marries a woman to hide the fact they are a feltching fairy

My husband just told me he’s been pulling a dirty Conner

dirty conner by 423Royalty July 8, 2025

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bang a you-ee

of Massachusetts orig. "to make a u-turn"

hey, we missed the bar, bang a you-ee

bang a you-ee by Pistolero Pierro May 4, 2008

Word of the Day on July 19, 2026

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Fleg

The word 'flag' as pronounced by people with thick Belfast accents. The term is a perfect encapsulation of the disproportionate and overblown reaction to the removal of the Union Jack (as in 'de fleg') from above City Hall in Belfast. Where previously it had flown for 365 days per year, it is now flown on 17 designated days of the year - in line with many other British cities.

The event caused a portion of the Protestant community ('fleggers') to make international pricks of themselves as they proceeded to wreck the fucking place, claiming it was another erosion of a 'British' identity they perceive to have been under attack since the horrifying spectre of equality reared its head in Northern Ireland.

The word 'fleg' - and indeed 'fleggers' - fittingly describes a section of humanity unconcerned with knowledge, reality or the vagaries of the English language. Like America's tea-baggers they are ruled by instinct, fear and paranoia with a side dish of rampant bigotry and startling ignorance of the world around them.

"Wat de fuck like! The taigs got de fleg took down! Let's wreck de fuckin place! No surrender!"

"De fleg has been took down! Before ye know it there'll be a united Ireland! Attack Short Strand! God Save The Queen!"

Fleg by OnionFleg August 9, 2013

Word of the Day on July 18, 2026

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Skeef

To take something small, that doesn't quite qualify as a theft. Probably from the Danish "skæv" or the Dutch "scheef", both of which are pronounced similarly, meaning "askew, or not quite right'. To change an item's ownership without permission, but only something small and of little worth.

"I skeefed an apple off the neighbor's tree." "I skeefed some chips outta your bag when you looked away." "Don't skeef my chair when I go to the bathroom."

Skeef by kachinaflonk July 16, 2026

Word of the Day on July 17, 2026

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