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Dirty Christian 

The act of taking scissors and cutting the balls in two ❤️
He’s so kinky he pulled a dirty Christian so I screamed and ran
Dirty Christian by Shmile🤪 August 22, 2019

Dirty Christian 

When he wipes with his hands and he gets caught and gets called smelly hands
Smelly hands gotta stinky butt Dirty Christian
Dirty Christian by Fat baby 69 April 27, 2020

dirty christine 

When a sexy, delicious woman who is better than all the rest (aka a posh princess) comes out of her castle and fornicates with the ragamuffins (lower class).
“Damn, I was lucky that fine ass female pulled a Dirty Christine, otherwise I would have never gotten that ass!”
dirty christine by Posh princess December 20, 2018

Dirty cristian 

When someone is having sex in a church or cemetery with a dead body
You are being sentenced to death row for pulling a dirty Cristian
Dirty cristian by Zek April 17, 2020

Dirty Christina 

When your girlfriend sticks her middle finger up you ass while you're sleeping and gives you a mustache with it... Payback fory the good old dirty sanchez!
Woke up in the middle of the night to a sharp pain in my ass, didn't know till morning when I went to brush my teeth that my girl had given me a dirty christina...
Dirty Christina by iNF4M0U5 December 9, 2012

Dirty Cristiana 

A Dirty Cristiana is when a girl squirts form her mouth and her vagina simultaneously.
I fucker her so good she went all Dirty Cristiana on me.
Dirty Cristiana by Skuzzles October 22, 2020
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proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎
Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020
Word of the Day on October 26, 2026
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