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When a guy gargles his own cum and spits it into the anus of a mammal.

Bonus points if blood or sick can be transferred also.

“Guys did you hear about what Toby did to that giraffe?”

“Yeah he gave it a Dirty Charley, heard he also threw up”

dirty charley by #fluttered April 15, 2020

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dirty charles

When you put dirt, and then water into your erect penis, and then ejaculate mud all over the wall

I did a dirty Charles last night, but I forgot to clean up, and my parents kicked me out of the house because of it

dirty charles by FatRipper July 16, 2020

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Dirty Carley

When a person doesn’t want to go to the toilet so they shit in another’s asshole. That person then goes to the toilet and does the shit for the original person.

Jake made Nigel do the dirty Carley for him the other night

Dirty Carley by Dirty Brendan February 25, 2019

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Dirty Charleston

A fetish that appeared in the Roaring 20's. The act involves a man paying a prostitute to shoot human excrement at him out of a trombone as he dances the Charleston naked, in a public square.

Gram Gram said she used to give out Dirty Charlestons more frequently than handjobs!

Dirty Charleston by GrandKid June 28, 2010

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Dirty Charlene

A sex act where the partners are going at it doggy-style until he is just about to come. He then pulls out and spits on her back so she thinks that he came. When she turns around, a blast is unleashed into her face and she is left shocked and amazed; wondering how you managed it.

I gave her a Dirty Charlene last night. She was thankful for the experience.

Dirty Charlene by State September 24, 2016

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Dirty charles

The act of jumping off a dresser landing on a dick. I love charles...

That guy is so cute I kinda want to do the dirty charles like he was my step bro

Dirty charles by Bryan...deagen .+. July 20, 2020

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Dirty charleigh

When two girls are scissoring and a 3rd is riding one of the the girls nipples to satisfy herself.

Me, My girlfriend, and my best friend did the dirty charleigh last night.

Dirty charleigh by Random__Person__ January 17, 2022

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countrypolitan

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.

That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.

countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006

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Witch Bath

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.

She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.

Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020

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kinktober

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction

That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.

kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018

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proper lad

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad

person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad

proper lad by its_ya_boi_chips_ahoy May 20, 2018

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sexspan

The number of years you are still sexually active

While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.

sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022

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womp

A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.

You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.

womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011

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