wen you’re giving road head and he slams on the brakes and u accidentally get cummies in ur eye and wake up and they’regone but then u find them in ur sheets. they’re sentient now and need u to take care of them.
“Ouch! I gave myself a Dirty Ayanna..”
“My girl Dirty Ayanna’d so hard last night and now I’m a father????:\”
Someone who has a girl bestie and always jealous if she talks to one of his friend.
Always flirting with his girl bestie, making sex jokes and other horny bitch-y things but when she ask him if he has a crush on her he hesitated and said n..no
A trip to a grocery store, convenience store, or gas station for the sole purpose of buying an excessive amount of junk food and sugary drinks, usually with friends. A chud run often happens late at night and ends with everyone involved hating themselves afterwards.