Skip to main content
Urban Dictionary Merch
Your favorite words on things you can wear, drink from, read, or give to a friend.
The Urban Dictionary Store sells gifts you’ll have to explain.

Dirty Alyssa 

When you are lonely and ain’t go no man so you improvise with your lacrosse stick.
When you tell a good dad joke and you reward yourself with dirty Alyssa.
Dirty Alyssa by Supreme Dddddddd January 19, 2020

dirty alyssa 

When u fuck a white hoe bitch then she cries on insta like a fuckin hoe
She pulled a dirty alyssa on me the cunt
dirty alyssa by Cock magician August 21, 2019

Dirty Alysia

A sexual act where you pull a used bloody tampon out suck the clots out with your mouth and freeze the rest. After frozen, use the tampon as a dildo for the asshole. Best used when constipated.
Karen my boyfriend wasnt home to fuck my brains out so I decided to do a Dirty Alysia, I havent been constipated at all. I guess I can throw away the exlax.
Dirty Alysia by JesusAintHappy April 1, 2020

Dirty Alessandra

A Dirty Alessandra is when you fart into someone’s vagina and the air comes back out as a queef.
“ I was sleeping with this girl and I accidentally farted which caused a Dirty Alessandra.”
Dirty Alessandra by pumpkin face 101 September 16, 2021

Dirty Alysia

When you're lickin your bf's starfish and he starts singing Thunder Rolls by Garth Brooks just before finishing on your silk pillow case.
I tried giving him a little birthday bonus last night and he hit me with a Dirty Alysia
Dirty Alysia by Boner Champ 86 April 1, 2020

Dirty alysha

It’s the act of shoving a Glock in the hooha.
“That girl wanted me to pull a Dirty Alysha last night”
Dirty alysha by harufire April 9, 2023
More from Urban Dictionary
A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
Word of the Day on October 6, 2026

trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
Word of the Day on October 5, 2026
The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
Word of the Day on October 4, 2026
British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.
Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023
Word of the Day on October 3, 2026
Load more