Dirty Dunkin'

Consists of taking a shit on the floor just beside the toilet. The name refers to the act of dunking (basketball), yet in the case of a "dirty dunkin'", it really needs to be performed outside of the "rim," which makes the name ironic; otherwise it doesn't qualify as a dirty dunkin'. The name also refers to the first known dirty dunkin'*. While recommended being performed in a public area, it could be, theoretically, be done inside a private property.

*The first known dirty dunkin' took place inside a Dunkin' Donuts, in the small american city of Campton (NH).

Joe Lacrass did a dirty dunkin' in the men's locker room (again)!

by Disco Gringo May 9, 2022

Dirty Dunkin

Giving a dirty sanchez to a dunkin donuts cup of coffee

Doreen: Mmm. this is some good coffee, but the cup smells like shit
Bob: thats because its a dirty dunkin..

by crusty bob June 30, 2011

Dirty Dunkin

The act of placing a dirty ballsack in someones mouth; a hardcore teabag

Bro he didnt teabag her.. he gave her a dirty dunkin

by durteduncan April 30, 2018

Dirty Dunkin Donut

The act of putting someone vegina in a bucket of cum to the point of coverage over the vegina.

I just got dirty Dunkin Donuted

by Dirty Dunkin Donut January 24, 2023