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dirty Clemens

A man who gets sexually arroused by drinking beer. Sometimes drinking multiple cans of beer can lead to him getting an orgasm.
I don't drink that much, but my friend is such a dirty Clemens, you can always see him cracking open a cold one.
by Dr. HandsomeWeed April 6, 2022
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Dirty Clement

Is when a mans genitals are placed through a hole in a table so midgets can play piñata with his junk until he gets off.
"That party was nuts last night, Harry even volunteered to participate in a dirty clement!"

"Ill bring the midgets, you cut the hole. We are dirty clementing the shit out of tonight!"
by RLFORESKIN April 17, 2019
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Dirty Clementine

When your currently fucking your mom and then a bitch (your wife) walks in with a 12 gauge fucking shotgun and shoots your dick off then proceeds to grab your cut-off dick and use it as a dildo.
"Damn did you hear about Levi's Dirty Clementine last night? Must suck to live without a dick... "
by Daddymama September 18, 2021
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