dirtnapper

Can be used to describe anyone who is acting in such a way that is socially, economically, and/or spiritually comparable to napping in dirt.

Jake- "Dude, throw away your used condoms."
Mike- " No way man condoms are expensive"
Jake- "......fuckin dirtnapper...."

by Triller605 September 17, 2013

dirthopper

A grasshopper in a place with no grass. Can be consumed raw or slow cooked on pavement.

At Greenwood CTC, dirthoppers are considered a delicacy.

by Sergeant Chapstick July 30, 2018

dirtmopper

Someone who participates in analingus.

That dirtmopper cleaned my ass real nice.

by jimmyjobob35 April 30, 2010