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a dipturd is a despised person who is wrong most of the time or is a complete idiot who lacks respect for other people
bob i heard your girlfriend say she dont want you anymore

bob jeff you know nothing about my girlfriend you dipturd youre always wrong most of the time and youre a complete idiot with no respect for other people who likes to talk out his ass

jeff wow bob you really think of me as a dipturd

bob jeff now you know what a dipturd and ediot you are
dipturd by littlejimmie January 27, 2019
Words you can keep
dipturd means the same as dipshit without being vulgar
dipshit,shithead ,shitbag ,shitbaggery,dipturd
dipturd by skyewrighter March 19, 2014
Related Words
noun. dipshit + retard. synonym of fucktard.
You diptard! That was the last cupcake you just ate!
diptard by freeeeloader June 11, 2005
1. A hybrid species bred from the standard dip shit and run of the mill retard.

2. a person who possesses pure, unparalleled stupidity on a

monumental level.
I would NEVER date YOU, you're a total DIPTARD!
Diptard by msblueyes December 6, 2010

disturding 

Disturbing things that happen while taking a shit.
I thought I had passed a real big one but when I looked in the toilet there was nothing there. It was disturding.
disturding by messedupzero September 27, 2008
A more aggressive version of a tard.
"We got a fuckin diptard here."
Diptard by JVATYT February 9, 2022
diptard one who is a dipshit and a retard a non vulgar less offensive way to call someone a dipshit and a retard when being polite and using your manners is more appropriate
that dude drove his car into the lake and had to be rescued what a stupid diptard
diptard by littlejimmie April 12, 2019
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An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
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board chow 

A)
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B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
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young pup 

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Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
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Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006
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“I reached the TikTok Farlands bro”
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