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a dipturd is a despised person who is wrong most of the time or is a complete idiot who lacks respect for other people
bob i heard your girlfriend say she dont want you anymore

bob jeff you know nothing about my girlfriend you dipturd youre always wrong most of the time and youre a complete idiot with no respect for other people who likes to talk out his ass

jeff wow bob you really think of me as a dipturd

bob jeff now you know what a dipturd and ediot you are
dipturd by littlejimmie January 27, 2019
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dipturd means the same as dipshit without being vulgar
dipshit,shithead ,shitbag ,shitbaggery,dipturd
dipturd by skyewrighter March 19, 2014
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noun. dipshit + retard. synonym of fucktard.
You diptard! That was the last cupcake you just ate!
diptard by freeeeloader June 11, 2005
1. A hybrid species bred from the standard dip shit and run of the mill retard.

2. a person who possesses pure, unparalleled stupidity on a

monumental level.
I would NEVER date YOU, you're a total DIPTARD!
Diptard by msblueyes December 6, 2010

disturding 

Disturbing things that happen while taking a shit.
I thought I had passed a real big one but when I looked in the toilet there was nothing there. It was disturding.
disturding by messedupzero September 27, 2008
A more aggressive version of a tard.
"We got a fuckin diptard here."
Diptard by JVATYT February 9, 2022
diptard one who is a dipshit and a retard a non vulgar less offensive way to call someone a dipshit and a retard when being polite and using your manners is more appropriate
that dude drove his car into the lake and had to be rescued what a stupid diptard
diptard by littlejimmie April 12, 2019
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