dip & dick

When you leave a public place to go fuck

him-“yo this party is lame”
her-“tryna dip & dick??”

by Holdmysack123 January 20, 2018

Dip Dick

When yer on the potty and yer spittin a fat sippin lippie in between yer legs and yer spittin misfires and yer schlong gits all covered in dip juices

Dang Nabbit, momma didn't bring home twinkles and Mountain Dew from Walmart ... and I got dip dick!

by bored mother fucker no lifer December 23, 2017

Dip Dick

This term is used when you knowingly or unknowingly receive oral sex from a person that uses chewing tobacco. Creating a "my dick just chewed" sensation.

Hey Enus, I just went to that NASCAR event lookin' for some redneck satisfaction, and I got some nasty dip dick from Ellie-Mae!! : ' (((

by KRUMMBELIVABLE! July 9, 2009

Fun Dip Dick Dinging

When one Bro snorts a line of Fun Dip of another Bro's cock

"Yo, Bro I saw these two dude's Fun Dip Dick Dinging in the bathroom last night."
" Damn bro, We should Fun Dip Dick Ding tonight."
"Yeah bro who's dick gonna get dinged."
"Don't matter Bro"

by NaughtyPB June 24, 2019

Dick Dip

The dipping of one's dick into an object, usually as a prank. Similar to the tea bag.

Don: why does my coffee taste so weird?

Ivan: BECAUSE I DICK DIPPED IT LOL

by Gauren L September 15, 2016

Dusty dick dip

When you put your cock into a car exhaust, then pull out your schlong, then a girl sucks of the dust and soot

I want Kendall Jenner to give me a dusty dick dip.

by GrandmasChesticles February 7, 2020

Dick Dip

The accidental dipping of one's dick in the toilet water, either as a result of an erection, a shallow toilet bowl, or an abnormally long penis.

"Aw man, I just went to take a leak with a semi and did a total dick dip."

by Jeff_jr February 1, 2014