pronounced dino (as in dinosaur) - and whore (as in whore, slut etc...)

when i was faced with the question, "what do you call someone older than a cougar??" i brilliantly came up with dinowhore... its an old ass woman who is still at the bar picking up young drunk men in her 60's, 70's and 80's... they are a rare bread but they do exist... they are a lot more sly then cougars... they lure their prey with cookies and warm milk.

"Dude!!! Look at that dinowhore over there!!! i wonder if the drapes match the carpet????"

"Hey... i think that dinowhore's teeth just fell out on the dance floor...."

i am trying not to be mean to old people... but it is kinda funny...

dinowhore by Weedy McBongsmoke December 10, 2010

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dinowhore

the human equivilant of a dinosaur eating pussy that weighs 600 pounds. Usually found in the depths of a male's anus. A dinowhore can also be described as a prostitute with 3 rows of cleavage from fat. One can always enjoy eating cereal out of the dimples of a dinowhore's ass. Only Arnold Schwartzenagger's cock can possibly fit the size of a dinowhore's va-jay-jay. When very sweaty the back of a dinowhore's neck can resemble a water slide. To conclude, a dinowhore's orgasm sounds like a trumpet playing along with an opera singer, britney spears, and chuck norris.

"What the hell was that sound?"
"It must have been a dinowhore!"

dinowhore by hoochapig October 21, 2007

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A person who likes large in every sense. Plays badminton and enjoys hitting shuttlecocks and whacking off with their racket.

Damn that chick Natalie in gymclass was such a dinowhore

Natalie is the biggest dinowhore in the universe

dinowhore by Felipeee January 13, 2009

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fauxstalgia

Faux nostalgia. Faking old things in an attempt to recapture the feeling of times gone past, especially of technology that has passed.

Hipstamatic pictures, just like the vinyl-static added to digital recordings, is prime fauxstalgia

fauxstalgia by scotte61 December 16, 2010

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pajama casual

Pajama casual is a term used when working from home and preparing for a video conference. All business above the waist and your pajama pants down below.

We have a Zoom meeting in a few minutes and I’ll probably go pajama casual.

pajama casual by jrod-knows March 31, 2020

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