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dinner plate 

Any object which could be used to shit on and then eat off of. (actual plate, bed, carpet, etc.)
Marc, "Hey Jared! I just prepared a feast for you on your dinner plate. ENJOY! :)"

Jared, (while eating the shit off of his bed,) "Mmm! Thank you so much, Marc! This is so delicious!"
dinner plate by Biggest May 25, 2006

Dinner Plate 

What you call the unusually large nipples of a Male.
God Damnit, Roger really needs to quit wearing White shirts, his Dinner Plates are so big you could have a 5 course meal on them.
Dinner Plate by Hobbes6969 May 9, 2012

dinner plate sized asshole 

Dinner plates are most commonly 10 inches in diameter. This size isn't ideal since, the average asshole can stretch to 7 inches only, therefore, that plate is never coming out of your ass, unless you gaped it first
oh daddy gape me with your dinner plate after dinner
give me a dinner plate sized asshole

dinner plate head 

A person who has an exceptionally large head and small beady eyes with an enlarged forehead. This is most likely a cause of incest. Dinner plate heads are most commonly found in the back woods of Kentucky and other various rural states.
Man, he's got a big ole head and stick out ears. He must be a dinner plate head!
dinner plate head by Samantha123 November 14, 2007

Dinner Plate Nips

1. Large nipples that resemble dinner plates.

2. One of the best counter-strike source teams ever.
Dinner Plate Nips by ( O Y O ) July 15, 2009

dinner plate nipple 

word used when a girls aerolas are equivelant or exceed the size of a dinner plate
when cindy showed me her boobs i laughed my ass off at her huge dinner plate nipples.
dinner plate nipple by justin February 26, 2005