The act of one man touching, trying to touch, or accidentally touching another mans gear(weener), as well as a person thats acting like an idiot.
Carl: Dude, that guy just tried to touch my weener.
Joel: What a fuckin dink touch boner poke!
Carlito: Quit being retarded billy, you dink touch boner poke!
Joel: What a fuckin dink touch boner poke!
Carlito: Quit being retarded billy, you dink touch boner poke!
by crazy case May 20, 2008
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