"Man, I woke up having to piss like crazy this morning, but I had major morningwood."
"What'd you do? Piss in your own face?"
"No way, man. Downward dingdong."

Downward Dingdong by Raul Hormel October 23, 2012

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Dingdong and Marian

The best looking and sexiest couple in Philippine showbiz. Dingdong Dantes was rediscovered by televiewers when he redefined himself as a romantic leading man. He was chosen as E's 3rd sexiest man in the world. Dingdong's dear inamorata is Marian Rivera who is beauty personified. She got her big break when she won the part of Marimar and was FHM Philippines' numero uno in 2008.

DINGDONG and MARIAN exude undeniable chemistry that passive televiewers turned into active supporters of the phenomenal love team. The well-loved couple provides joy, inspiration and motivation to their multitude of fans.

Dingdong and Marian by donandmarie December 10, 2009

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Dingalongdingdingdong

A man with a giant gaping penis hole usually likes underage boys has fun in bed and likes to drink gamer girl pee

What a Dingalongdingdingdong

Dingalongdingdingdong by Lethal_larry September 9, 2019

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dingflong

When someone does something ridiculous, asked a question or said something that is just completely off the wall,and stupid.

Why did you do that you dingflong?
That's the stupidest thing I have ever heard ya dingflong.

dingflong by DudemanTJ October 20, 2015

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