The dingolfy originated in Malayalam cinema sometime around the 90s, when Malayalers were desperately in need of an umbrella euphemism that could encapsulate all of their prudeness around matters of lust. With its imported foreign goods sound, and clunky alien charm, dingolfy quickly became the catch all term for all (supposedly) sleazy behavior in the fetid Malayali imagination.
Cigarette: Northern slang for a cigarette, used oft by mashed up mancunian ravers becasue of the resemblance of a hot(electric)stove to the end of a lit cigarette. Originated circa 1991 in the early halcyon days of the rave culture; we speculate during a drug fuelled hallucination by said manc.
'fuck me noel, i am bolloxed, is that a ciggy in your mouth, or the stove from me 'nans kitchen'/
General use: 'Give us a stove you cunt'
A hardo is a person who tries extremely hard at everything. Most times a hardo will try very hard at things that do not require excessive effort. For example, sports practices, gym class, etc.
Wow did you see Jack at practice today? What a hardo!