dingleberry pie

toilet paper piles of cling-on crap that accumulated on the porcelain throne as result from a previous occupant's ass wiping.

Dude your roommate whips up the nastiest pile of dingleberry pie; he needs to utilize toilet shit-tiquette.

by RealWorldG November 25, 2009

dingleberry pie

The act of licking someone's hairy anus.

I elected not to shave my ass, as I wanted to serve up a fresh serving of dingleberry pie to my girlfriend.

by Biff McQuaid November 24, 2006

dingle berry pie

When a man poops into a woman's vagina for his or her own pleasure.

Steve was so obsessed with defecation... when he and Lauren finally got it on, he gave her a dingle berry pie.

by EthanG October 13, 2004