ding dong dooley Share definition Flag Slang for ass. Also known as the "Ding Dong Factory" ie: Where the Chocolate Pie comes from. "Fuck in the Ding Dong Dooley, I have been shitted!" ding dong dooley by Zino March 26, 2003 0 0 Get merch Get the ding dong dooley mug. Buy Now — $32.95 See more merch