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To receive a blowjob from the person sitting next to you in a diner booth. Especially risky because of waiters, other customers, hot coffee, etc. but much more rewarding than road head.

"Lawrence, you're not eating anything so give me diner head!"

"Go go diner head!"

"Abe Lincoln, isn't it about time you gave me some diner head?"

diner head by casino100 July 31, 2009

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Dinner-head

It's when a girl gives you head while eating dinner.

I got some badass dinner-head from my girl last night, bitch ate 2 chlupa's at the same damn time.

Dinner-head by Off the top November 6, 2021

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diner head • Dinner-head • dinner plate head • Dinerhea • dunerhead • diner • diner's club • diner whore • Diner Ass • Diner Cake

dinner plate head

A person who has an exceptionally large head and small beady eyes with an enlarged forehead. This is most likely a cause of incest. Dinner plate heads are most commonly found in the back woods of Kentucky and other various rural states.

Man, he's got a big ole head and stick out ears. He must be a dinner plate head!

dinner plate head by Samantha123 November 14, 2007

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dunerhead

that good good cabeza (head)

gay or girl: yo i hit some good dunerhead last night

other person: snazzy

dunerhead by mcyts 👀 February 21, 2021

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Dinerhea

Experienced after gorging at a dodgy greasy spoon. Usually after night of heavy drinking. An exponential increase to a case of the rye shits

I had the eggs benny special at that place on the corner and I had dinerhea for the rest of the day.

Dinerhea by couv78 March 5, 2008

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trucker's tan

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.

I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.

trucker's tan by population361 May 30, 2006

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kidulting

The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys

Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!

kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025

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Boffin

British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.

According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.

Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023

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Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.

I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.

Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026

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