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Dingle Hammer 

A special hammer used for smashing the dingleberries off of your ass hairs.
"He pulled his ass hairs tight, and shattered his dingleberries to oblivion with his dingle hammer."

"In my line of work the dingle hammer is a usefull tool."

"If you use my dingle hammer you better clean it!"

"He accidently smashed his balls with the dingle hammer."
Dingle Hammer by Circus Freak January 10, 2010

Hamper-Dingle 

Someone who puts clothing in their refrigerator.
My mother is a hamper-dingle. Last night I saw a tank top in the fridge!
Hamper-Dingle by Danidot YT June 11, 2022