dimposium

A gathering (virtual or real-workd) of idiots and dimbulbs , sharing a collection of unsubstantiated half-truths or lies in the entirely mistaken belief they are being dangerously radical or sagacious

"Wow! this twitter thread full of anti-naskers and 5G wackos had turned into a total
dimposium"

by septentrionalis August 25, 2020

simposium

A gathering of simps

Emily went to the simposium yesterday to discuss her unrequited love of Charles

Yo, look at that simposium over there

by anonymous October 5, 2020

simposium

A meeting with someone to discuss and to correct their simp-like behavior.

Person: *lets random girl take a sip of their drink*
Person’s Friend: “Hey bro, are you simping over there? I’ve gotta invite you to a simposium.” *shakes head in disbelief*

by Smoked Bear March 25, 2020

Simposium

When a large group of men all simp for one girl, that is that girl's simposium.

When Susanna became single and got a tinder profile, she had a whole simposium going in just under a week.

Sasha's onlyfans is blowing up, she got a whole ass simposium.

by sandypandy311 June 13, 2020

Simposium

Collective plural of simps.

Person 1: "Hey did you see that cosplay girls twitch stream?"
Person 2: "Nah, the simposium of simps horning onto her made it pretty cringe, bro."

by Xevious211 April 9, 2022