simposium

A gathering of simps

Emily went to the simposium yesterday to discuss her unrequited love of Charles

Yo, look at that simposium over there

by anonymous October 5, 2020

simposium

A meeting with someone to discuss and to correct their simp-like behavior.

Person: *lets random girl take a sip of their drink*
Person’s Friend: “Hey bro, are you simping over there? I’ve gotta invite you to a simposium.” *shakes head in disbelief*

by Smoked Bear March 25, 2020

Simposium

When a large group of men all simp for one girl, that is that girl's simposium.

When Susanna became single and got a tinder profile, she had a whole simposium going in just under a week.

Sasha's onlyfans is blowing up, she got a whole ass simposium.

by sandypandy311 June 13, 2020

Simposium

Collective plural of simps.

Person 1: "Hey did you see that cosplay girls twitch stream?"
Person 2: "Nah, the simposium of simps horning onto her made it pretty cringe, bro."

by Xevious211 April 9, 2022

Slamposium

When a group of girls (i.e. slam pieces) convene to take pictures of themselves in PhotoBooth or any similar application. They may also gossip or discuss their menstrual cycles. The opposite of a Brovention.

While the great thinkers of ancient Greece held symposiums to discuss philosophical quandaries, Amy held a Slamposium when she got her braces off.

by Chiever feat. Five Dolla January 27, 2012

simposis

It is when you are diagnosed as a simp

You've been diagnosed with simposis

by Moohjuice March 21, 2020

symposium

a deep discussion about politics, life, etc had when under the influence of alcohol

We had a great symposium after 5 games of beer pong about the meaning of life.

by ann8642 February 24, 2010