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N. Derogative, Slang

A pouch for a dildo. A douchebag.
A cock pocket for dildos.
If you are a dildo pouch, you or others store dildos inside of you.

Can include stuck up teachers that act like they have a stick up their ass all the time.
Kevin: Hey Taylor!
Taylor: What?
Kevin: You're just one big dildo pouch!

by logophilito May 19, 2008
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