dikes on spikes

(n) A typical group of female softball players.

I don't get those twinkie pounding dikes on spikes!

by jey k July 05, 2009

Dikes on Spikes

1. A particularly husky group of (typically) softball or field hockey players, much more likely to be seen munching rug then giving shady blow jobs behind the dumpsters.

"What a large group of husky and offensive looking women"

"Yeah, they're your regular dikes on spikes. I bet the locker room smells like a tuna boat after a game."

by My Name is Kurt September 24, 2009

dike spike

A short hairstyle usually warn by lesbians. It is longer in the front and spiked in the back.

Shelley came out of the closet by getting a dike spike at the hair dressers.

by i dropped the f bomb March 09, 2006

dike spike

Kate Gosselin's hair cut.

"Do you like Kates hair?"
"No, she has a dike spike."

by bangbang43 August 13, 2009

dike spike

a dildo for the lonley

ohh sandra pass me the dike spike

by Ciaran does the business April 26, 2007