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Dief
The male version of a quif. When one of your pussy friends farts or spews some kind of crap out of any orifice of their body that would put their manliness in serious doubt. For those men that are not manly enough to fart and too big of a pussy to even quif. Also can be used to describe when a friend commands attention before farting, uses great theatrics in delivering, and then lets out nothing but a failed, muffled butt sigh.
You and your buddy are sitting a bar ordering drinks. You ask for beer and your buddy says to the bartender "Do you make a good cosmopolitan?" You look at your buddy and say "Why you gotta be such a fucking dief?"
You and your friend are sitting on the sofa watch UFC. He lifts his butt check towards you and gives you a shit-eating grin. You know what he's trying to send your way. He pulls the trigger and let's out a complete dud. You laugh and say "Nice dief, douche bag."
You and your friend are sitting on the sofa watch UFC. He lifts his butt check towards you and gives you a shit-eating grin. You know what he's trying to send your way. He pulls the trigger and let's out a complete dud. You laugh and say "Nice dief, douche bag."
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An exotic mutha fucka, who can be a pimp at times but can also be a sweet lover. He gives no fucks but gets the bucks.
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dieffenbach
A name derived from medieval times originating in germany. It literally means "strong one" and was given to those who are morally, socially, mentally, and physically strong. They can withstand anything, and are known to be highly admired amongst friends and other people alike. Many Dieffenbachs are also notorious for their ability to communicate precisely, and heal others using their communication abilities, hence the definition of being socially strong.
That man is a leader, he makes everyone else around him play better. A perfect team captain, a Dieffenbach.
dieffenbach by amanis jorgen June 29, 2008
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