A name derived from medieval times originating in germany. It literally means "strong one" and was given to those who are morally, socially, mentally, and physically strong. They can withstand anything, and are known to be highly admired amongst friends and other people alike. Many Dieffenbachs are also notorious for their ability to communicate precisely, and heal others using their communication abilities, hence the definition of being socially strong.
That man is a leader, he makes everyone else around him play better. A perfect team captain, a Dieffenbach.
an absolute whore the worst person on the earth imaginable, the most lazy and idiotic person ever, she is a total cunt. also known as dicksenbitch or dietzendick or dietzenbitch.
Someone who shits all over something, the way former Canadian Prime Minister John Diefenbaker shit all over the Avro Arrow, a supersonic jet aircraft interceptor project he put an end to against popular opinion.
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.