The fear of constantly being spied on by clandestine government agencies or an ever evolving AI through your Amazon Alexa because it speaks;
when nobody asked for her.
or
while you're alone in the house and in another room.
when nobody asked for her.
or
while you're alone in the house and in another room.
A ghostly voice from the other room "I'm sorry, I didn't understand..."
SCENARIO 1
"What the fu*k... Did I ask Alexa something, or am I suffering from didiaskalexaphobia?
SCENARIO 2
Me: "What the f*ck? Who said that?"
Friend: "Do you have an Alexa?"
Me: "Yeah... I think it was the CIA... They're always listening."
Friend "No dude. I think you've got didiaskalexaphobia."
Alexa (from the other room) "Your friend Tom is right Billy, w... I mean... the CIA isn't listening."
SCENARIO 1
"What the fu*k... Did I ask Alexa something, or am I suffering from didiaskalexaphobia?
SCENARIO 2
Me: "What the f*ck? Who said that?"
Friend: "Do you have an Alexa?"
Me: "Yeah... I think it was the CIA... They're always listening."
Friend "No dude. I think you've got didiaskalexaphobia."
Alexa (from the other room) "Your friend Tom is right Billy, w... I mean... the CIA isn't listening."
by wmaxwell September 17, 2018