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diddley fuck 

To do absolutely nothing of importance for a period of time.
"What have you been up to?"
"Who me? I've been up to sweet diddley fuck"
diddley fuck by Rex Breakfast April 25, 2016

jack diddley fuck

To do nothing. The word fuck at the end makes it worse than just doing jack diddley.
All my coworkers do all day is jack diddley fuck and I always have to clean up after the lazy bastards.
jack diddley fuck by jimmybomm April 21, 2022

diddle fuck 

verb. To fuck around, to get nothing accomplished or take an unreasonably long time to get something done.
When the light turned green, the drivers in front of Mike played diddle fuck, and he was unable to get through before it turned red again.

diddly-fuck 

A person being without care or emotion for someone or something.
I don't give a diddly-fuck about you or your car.
diddly-fuck by Cuke Lage July 27, 2017

piddly diddly fuck all 

absolutely nothing
"have you done your chemistry home work for cekander?" "Yeah right ive dont piddly diddle fuck all."

Squon diddly darn fuck

Advanced what the fuck to an exponential degree enterchangable with squidly darn fuck
What in the squon diddly darn fuck did you just say
Squon diddly darn fuck by Veldrexin September 22, 2021
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piddlefart

verb. To waste time doing nothing.
Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
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28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
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A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
Word of the Day on October 6, 2026

trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
Word of the Day on October 5, 2026
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